Ever find yourself masturbating with a typical handheld toy or, you know, with your hand and thought to yourself, "Man, it would be so much easier if I could just ride this thing? But the idea of a sex toy you can ride was more than a little intimidating to me at first. In my mind, I pictured one of those life-size sex dolls with a realistic face, like from the movie Lars And The Real Girl. But, as it turns out, there are plenty of rideable sex toys that resemble traditional vibrators and dildos, too. In other words? The world is your oyster when it comes to sex toys you can ride.
As sex tech becomes teenier and teenier, I wonder: Is bigger actually better?
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How do you think I ended up with all that salad dressing? This particular sex toy — the Motorbunny — is a cross between an oscillating, vibrating dildo and Mr. My nearest experience to bull riding is reading the book Bully for You, Teddy Roosevelt in the fourth grade, which is to say I have no experience whatsoever. I have, however, ridden the Staten Island ferry. And on that ferry, I have come into contact with several industrial diesel engines capable of propelling hundreds of people away from Manhattan at horsepower. That is how you can be certain I am truly qualified to review this sex toy. Most of the Motorbunny attachments that came in my trial kit are meant to provide stimulation internally, though there was one that could be used externally. The gargantuan sex toy, and new challenge for the storage solution folks at the Container Store, debuted just last fall.
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Photos courtesy the author. I sent this text to my roommate while at work, worried that The Cowgirl: A Premium Sex Machine would somehow get lost in transit. Living with me comes with its perks, like unlimited Twizzlers because I hoard hundreds of them in cupboards around the apartment, as well as its oddities, like sex toys arriving at the door with nary a warning. A far cry from those looks-like-lipstick or could-just-be-a-ring vibrators; you put the thing on a couch or a bed or the floor, and you ride it, on top of any number of pulsating phallic attachments you adjust to your liking. It looks like a giant, sturdy saddle, atop of which you put the dildo or vibrator. The Sybian saddle was developed by Dave Lampert in I wanted to make it look like something that I would put in my own bedroom and use myself. I wanted to make the attachments look nice and add interactive capabilities. You can play remotely.