We broke up a few months later. Simultaneously sad and funny. I was 16 and he was The only thing I remember being weird was this strange feeling afterwards that something was still inside me? Kind of like a phantom penis— weird. But I learned later that is apparently percent normal. We were parked on the outskirts of a bonfire party—the typical type of party where we lived, in the middle of nowhere Maine. It was awkward and the actual sex was not that memorable. The weekend before we were both scheduled to leave, he came over to my parents to watch a movie. We decided on Love and Basketball , which to this day remains one of my favorite movies.
Losing Your Virginity Stories
But I swear that each and every word of this is true. When I was in high school I was awarded the opportunity to go on a foreign exchange to a lovely tropical paradise—ah, Brazil—for senior year. As high-school girls are prone to do, I met a guy, another exchange student. We were the queen and king of virgin teenagers: I never had ANY dates in high school and neither did he. After the first kiss all thoughts went to sex almost immediately. We first tried at his house. In this particular tropical country, showerheads are often electric and some fool had made theirs out of metal.
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Losing your virginity is a big deal. It's not uncommon to have all sorts of romantic and exciting fantasies of how your first time will play out. But for most people, the reality is that their first time having sex was less than perfect. It makes sense that with lack of experience, nerves, and some pretty skewed views of what sex actually looks like, that people's first times are usually not so great or not what they expected. Reddit users shared some of their awkward, funny, and downright embarrassing stories about losing their virginity. Of course, these examples of first times are just for fun, as we can't independently authenticate the stories. We spent almost the whole night trying to get it in. Every time he would insert himself a little more and he'd have to pull out because it hurt me so much.
The internet is a wonderful place, isn't it? Something for everyone. Reminding us, mainly, of the excruciating moment we had to pretend we knew what the bloody hell was going on down there, it certainly makes for some great entertainment. I run to the chemist after work and am faced with 20 different types of condoms, I just grab the normal type and try not to seem too nervous while paying. Having never used a condom before but not wanting to show it I casually try to keep up conversation while I'm struggling with all my might to put the damn thing on. After breaking the first one I kinda excuse myself and walk into the bathroom with a second condom and the instructions. She finally walks into the bathroom confused and suggests I try a condom she had in her purse just in case.