How big? I thought I would give it a go, so I guess my expectations were really low. One guy that I slept with, he had a big frame but he had a really tiny dick. Like, not micro, but probably a little bit longer than a thumb. But my last partner, he had stumpy little sausage fingers—not proportionate to the size of his penis. He had massive feet, like size 13s, but he had a beautiful little nose. I guess none of those signs stack up.

We spoke to a sex therapist, a doctor, a tailor and a guy who has one.

How Porn Has Distorted Our Penises
And the public was in agreement. In fact, we were all wondering how no one had coined a name for BDE before. It is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. Brimming with BDE.
A Sex Therapist
BDE is a quiet confidence and ease with oneself that comes from knowing you have an enormous penis and you know what to do with it. It also is reflected in the way others look at you. Like, you can see your own big dick swinging in their eye. If your loved one loves you so much they see your six-incher as a ten-? You just walk a little taller. What is the opposite of Big Dick Energy?
In Greek mythology, Priapus—the well-endowed god of fertility—was thrust off Mount Olympus, strongly disliked by other gods for his extra-large, permanently erect penis and foul-mindedness. Fast forward 2, years and Priapus would probably be a porn legend. Pornography has produced fabricated social norms that a big penis equals a good penis, a big penis means great sex and a big penis will give us the most pleasure. In a time where penis pumps share the shelves with paracetamol, has anyone stopped to wonder—what are the logistics of having a large penis? What pants does one wear? What condoms will fit? Here, we hear from a sex therapist , a doctor, a tailor and a guy.